Monthly Archive for April, 2008

New bloodflow (makes you sick)

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Went swimming yesterday two days ago. Actually I can’t really remember how long it’s been…  Maybe 10 years? The only time I took up swimming more “seriously” was in 3rd and 4th grade. 
Anyway, the correct sentence shouldn’t be “went pool swimming yesterday”, but rather “subscribed to the fancy gym near work, and they have a swimming pool too”. Obviously, in my mind, I thought I would only make use of the pool, but then I thought, what the hell…
Anthropologically, the gym is an interactive museum or lab. I had a hard time actually not staring at people. Some guys were making scary agonized faces during weightlifting, some were standing with their friends in front of the mirror, comparing… muscle size, I guess. Men are funny creatures, and there’s nothing new to that. 
Usually i’m an uber-nerd and like to find out how to get along with things that have buttons, but i found those “devices” really scary (odd, isn’t it), so after some  short instructions I got myself aquainted with that majestic huge thing that people were walking and running on. A few stomach and back exercises, and down to the swimming pool. 
After the first swim-through I could barely catch my breath, but after the 10th round I was already able to feel some improvement. 
Holy crap was that boring or what? Anyway, here are the mistakes I did, as one clueless bafoon of a beginner;
- forgot to get a lock for the daily locker, which means I had to get back to the reception and buy one of those number-locks they sell at the gym for a scandalous price (like anything else).

  • locked the stuff inside the locker…
  • …only to notice a few minutes later, that at the mat area you have to put a towel on the area you’re exercising on. Apparently I thought I was too cool for a towel. Back to the lockers.
  • Done with the exercise, forgot the towel at the gym…
  • …which I obviously only noticed when returning shaking, from the pool, to the locker.
  • Left in that locker was a small handtowel…which i was doomed to take to the shower with me…
  • …which was about the same time i noticed that i haven’t thought of bringing replacement clothing with me. Big oops…
  • …arriving at the shower, i noticed that they have there only shampoo and fluid soap…but no conditioner. Well, i can’t blame them, however that’s another thing i should’ve brought with me.
  • Remember i didn’t take a towel to the pool? So i guess those 10-minutes-without-towel didn’t too much good. I’m sick at home again. Coincidence maybe? I really hope so.